MADitating Cow

OH MY
BUBBLE POP !

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Title : The Strange Situation

Superficial people ain't worth your thoughts, blood, sweat and tears.

Therefore, Mary is superficial because Mary Ainsworth (CPEE joke, okay, more like Hazel and my joke, but CPEE people understands... CAUSE IT's THE STRANGE SITUATION!).

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Title : Polar raid

HEY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

TETL is over. It's a looooong lunch break now. I feel like sleeping and snoring.

T's Polaroid thing on her mac is so fun. It's interactive, fun and has a positive feedback (Which is the fully developed polaroid). Just a perfect program for children. HAHAHA.

Hazel and I stayed back after LADEL for the balloon sculpting and face painting thing for Sunday. I burst two balloons! Anyway, after that, we went to Caterpillar's Cove to give the balloons to the children. I WENT INSIDE THE COVE. Oh my G! Our senior said that we were damn lucky to go in when we are Year 1s. It's seriously The Ideal Centre. It was the best arranged centre I've ever been to. The principal looks super Nv Qiang Ren-ish. The children there are all so cute. This shows that lecturers produce cute children. HEHEH.

Sleeping time! (8:02pm, HA!)

Bye.

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Title : Love Laugh

Ah Beng's Guide To Geographical Terminology

GORGES adj. stunningly beautiful
("That ger (girl) is gorges!")

BEACH noun. a derogatory term for a disliked woman
("That Bee Lian is such a beach, man!")

CORAL verb.
1. to bicker
("Want to coral, is it?")
2. (followed by reef) to argue with
("Want to coral reef me, is it?")

DAM noun. a swear word to express disgust or dismay
("Dam it, call her go Zouk, she doe wan.")

VALLEY adverb. extremely
("That Versachee belt, valley nice!")

THERMOMETER phrase. to meet the next day
("Cindy say thermometer at Taka.")

LATITUDE adjective. a disagreeable demeanour
(" She really got latitude problem man!")

CIRRUS adjective. certain
("Cirrus or not? Don' bluff!")

CANOPY phrase. impossible
("He bought new handphone? Canopy!")

-talkingcock

HAHAHAHA. Just like an rtard. Hope this brightens up your night. (LOL. I just realise it doesn't make sense.)
LOVE LAUGH!

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Title : Officially missing you

OFFICIALLY

M I SS I N G

Y O U

I'm going nuts over this song. It's last song syndrome. No, no. It's not. It's just an addiction i think. I'm also addicted to Broke up today.

Bloody hell. You must be thinking that I've gone off to be some emo kid. Nooooooooooo. I'M NOT. I listen to sad songs when I'm happy. And listen to happy songs when I'm happy... too! I love singing sad songs. Singing sad songs brightens up my day and makes me smile. Okay, now I seem like a saddistic serial killer. HECK.

I'm gonna learn Broke up today soon. REAL SOON. Like now. But I'll probably memorise the lyrics when CNY is over. 2011's CNY fyi.

AND I've lost everyone's URLs. Of course, I would remember JACKAS's. I must be crazy. I have to do up a website for TETL final assignment and here I am editing a layout. As if I wouldn't get sick of it. ANYWAY. I LOVE MY NEW LAYOUT. I don't care if the font for the headings don't fit the layout. I like that font and I MUST HAVE IT IN.

BYE.

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Dreamweaver is such a dreamkiller. It's so messy, it looks horrible, it's much more detestable than flash. I can't imagine how am I gonna create a website entirely using Dreamweaver without any step-by-step instructions. Hazel just told me Eesuan is dying...

ANYWAY, the kid I chose for my internship is half jap. And I thought he was korean or smth. Hazel... or was it Shaun? Said that it's close. Meaning I should be satisfied. HAHAHA. I'm more than satisfied. I'm ecstatic.

I just started work... the scanning thing is damn cool. I've seen it a million times at NTUC, but seriously, nothing can beat scanning the barcode yourself. Maybe I should work at NTUC to get more opportunities to scan. To kill boredom, I can bring my laptop. But seriously, I wouldn't want to. My laptop is like... big... huge... gigantic... enormous... humongous... whatever. SERIOUSLY. I should have gotten the VAIO pocket PC instead right. It's smaller and lighter. It's adapter is the smallest thing on Earth.

I got to do my referencing/citation. I HATE APA CITATION. Writ comm is so... UGH.

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AND I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DON'T PROVIDE ME WITH THEIR COMPLETED PART OF THE GROUP WORK. dumbpok.

Bye.

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This is triple A:

Triple A = Awesome and Amazing. What were you thinking?
She always dances as if it's like nothing. While others dance like they are lifting weights.

SPEECH. HAHAHA. I counted, and I swept my fringe to the side like 18 times? During the first half, it was lesser. Until it came to the second half, when I realised that I kept stepping back and forth, and that I kept sweeping my fringe, and I panicked cause I don't know where to put my hands. So I unconciously swept my fringe off my face MORE. Serene said I swept my fringe every ten seconds. HAHAHA. quite true. 18 times in 3 minutes. At the end, I didn't just said a "Thank you." But I said it with a bow because I thought it would be less awkward for me. In the end, everyone laughed at my bow.

BYE!

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Oh yes! Be envious...

"dmdmdmdmdmdm

I got my first pair of dm with my FIRST pay, on the FIRST month. But someone’s getting her dm on the FIRST day for free.

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

Alamak, good luck anyway hahahahhahah!"

I think it refers to me. I mean, who else is so lucky. *puts index on my nose*

Her "good luck" sounds as if I'm in for trouble or smth. I hope not. Should be smth good. I can foresee myself working.

ANYWAY.

I'm sick. I've mentioned it right? And little did I know that I'm so potent. My dad's down with a cold yesterday night and my mum today. I feel bad. Just a bit luh. HAHAHA. but Mummy was working for the later half of the day and I didn't come into close contact with her at all. She didn't spend much time with daddy when she came back cause daddy was sick. I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE GOT IT.

ANYANYWAY.

I have to ask WHY am I giving out water to runners at Run for My Lunch? I registered for face painting! Shoots. Actually giving out water also not bad ah. Not as if it's the Standard Chartered thing, it's Run for My Lunch, who on earth would run so fast?

BUT I STILL DON'T WANNA GIVE OUT WATER.

I have presentation tomorrow. I have to go talk to myself now.

GOODBYE.

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I think I say the funniest things and have the most epic conversations with people when I'm sick.

Me "...Midnight I perspire like I urinating like that."
Jean "LOL. Stop ur retarded description."

-reached home-
Daddy *reversing to park the car, a grey Volks beetle was on our left waiting for daddy to park*
Me "Nice car, I want"
Daddy *immediately* "toad"
Me *not sure if my ears got it right* "WHAT?!"
Daddy "look like TOAD"

Daddy "Where is the receipt?"
Me "neh."
Daddy *points to the 28 dollars change* "this one you keep."
Me "OKAY! Thank you!"
Mummy "Wah... shen bing hen hao hor..."
Daddy "hao ni de tou hor. wo wallet mei you qian le!"

Daddy *sneezes* "Wah... you see luh...(gets cut off by me)"
Me "aiyah. you nan tong dang, you... (gets cut off by daddy)"
Daddy "you pi jiu fang luh!"

LOL. I think daddy doesn't understand my chinese so he just said whatever he knows starting with 'you' which was you pi jiu fang.

Was supposed to have mock speech presentation today. My voice went to play hide and seek with me... oh no. Catching, cause its still in sight just that its faint. mmm. The doctor says its throat inflammation. He gave me pills and tablets which I haven't seen before. Really cool. the tablet is orange in colour and the pill is half grey half white. Monochrome. Beautiful shades. Theres only 7 of the pills on that aluminium thing. Why didn't they round it off to 8?

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Dr. Martens...

Racs' a dal. Jihae. says:
you go work, got one guitar hero, white and pink alsoooooo.
super chioooo
white and pink tgt/!!!!!!!!!! rocks
!SARAH says:
i saw. ugly like hell
is it the got one patch behind one?
Racs' a dal. Jihae. says:
GUITAR LA
say until like rubibsh
!SARAH says:
LOLLLLLL
one patch of guitar
Racs' a dal. Jihae. says:
like puo puo lan lan
lol

OH MY GOD. I'm becoming sick. horrible. terrible. its... agonizing.

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IP starts tomorrow!
I think I'm excited.

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I was resting on the shelf when suddenly, someone picked me up.

She grabbed me by my neck and ran out of the house.

While running, she put me on one by one.

Soon, I felt her weight on me.

She was as heavy as a boulder.

Then, I felt my legs sinking into grains, which somewhat felt like sand.

It made me feel itchy all over...

Where am I?

Then, I felt water... ... (Not completed, and will never be)

HAHAHA. Not bad right? Ee suan and I came up with it in less than 5 eh.

I love yellow, because I am a mellow fellow, that loves to say hello, eat jello and the cello (even though I don't know much about it).

Ah yes. I've heard people doing super well for 'O's this year. Seems better than the overall last year. I've been hearing many single digits. I think the cut offs will drop like mad cows/dogs/cats. I think people will soon become robots.

Because of the 'O' level madness yesterday, I dreamt that my L1R4 was 36. and Ade got the same as me. Jean got 27. I was so shocked that I cried. I woke up crying. LOL. Miss How and Mrs Low gave out the results in a storeroom in BPS. we were surrounded by brooms, dustpans and a cleaning auntie help Miss How and Mrs Low give out the papers. The funny thing was that Miss How laughed at me when she gave me my results. Just like what happened exactly a year ago. I was crying and she was laughing at me. The result slip was handwritten (cursive). I could not find my L1R4. Then Miss How lent me a magnifying glass to find the only two numbers that are on the slip. 36. LOL. Oh yah, the JAE booklet was handwritten too.

CRAZY READY.

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HELLO YELLOW FELLOW!

I've got TWO FREE SHIRTS today!

and I'm really happy. I feel more accomplished with the second one, cause I had people believe that I'm a secondary school leaver and I said "I LOVE NP" in front of the cam with a really long mic. BUT THATS NOT ALL! I had my nails in YELLOW... TO MATCH THE HMS SHIRT.

Open house is good. I get free stuff. Popcorn, cotton candy. I should have gotten more. I know right. There are ice Popsicles at the Life Sciences block. Is it Life Sciences? Should be. HMS should be giving stuff too. Probably not something to eat.

AND. I didn't know that I didn't have to number my references/citations whatever you call it. SHIT. Hazel said my Bibliography looked super weird with numbering. Like R TARD right.

PICTCHAS!

MY NAILS! MY NAILS!

Pink and purple

Blue and orange

Green and white and YELLOW

Pink and purple

Blue and orange

Green and white and YELLOW

Chew till soft and

Blow blow blow

See the bubble

Grow grow grow

pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop

pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop !POP!

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HAIYOOOO.

Don't go jail luh, pay money can ready. 1 year eh. So long. It's like 365 days. Luckily not leap year. If not 1/4 days more.

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내가 미쳤어

정말 미쳤어 *shakes my head*

The best and the worst news of the week plopped down on me today during tetl. I got a 'D' for movie/poster. I got an 'A' for the test. It's good that the 'A' could pull my 'D' up. The weightage for the test is 5% more then movie/poster. So it's good?

I'm still not sure of how to do my CHLT even though the FAQs about it are posted up online already. I even proceeded to start on my essay which is half completed already. If I'm doing it the wrong way, I'll probably die? go crazy.

NEIL GAIMAN! SAVE ME.

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HAHAHA. So cute right? My cousin whom I didn't know existed until three days ago? The eyes are so small, so teeny. The bottle is like half the size of the body. (my dad's side)

My cousin's boss knows my older cousin. And "he say our family all like same. eyes smile le cannot see one. ask me dont smile whil crossing road." (my mum's side)

BYE. Happy new year? Have I said it?

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Goodbye TWO DOUBLE O NINE!

Welcome TWO O ONE O !

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Synopsis

HELLO YELLOW FELLOW!
My name is Sarah and I'm turning 18 this year... and I'm not happy about it. Really. I think I'm prematured. I realised the goodness of being young too early.

In Child Psychology & Early Education in Ngee Ann Polytechnic. It's starting to grow on me. Except for those weird modules.

In the Making

May 2007
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