MADitating Cow

OH MY
BUBBLE POP !

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JAS bought the same bag of the same colour today!
HAHAHAH!! I can't believe it. We were always laughing at those people who wear the same top and walking nonchalantly in Orchard like no ones watching them. Now, we three have the same bag. LOLOLOLLLL!

Will carry it tomorrow when we go back to school to collect our testimonials. I cannot stop thinking about how glittery my testimonial will be luh! HAHAHAH!! I don't know if the teacher's toilet incident is in my record or not. Other than that, CLEAN, I tell you. No detention before... AISEH! hahahaaha!! I'm so high now. Cause I finally met Jean today! hahahah! and Ade too. LOL! I just saw her like two to three days ago. HAHAHA!! Supposed to accompany Jean to configurate her notebook. In the end, I couldn't stay in the room, and I was expected to wait for like... 3+ hours. So I cabbed home, from SuperPenis. $13.20 bucks. Waited for a long time till Jean's ready then I went to AMK Hub. In the end, I was there emo-ing in and out of shops. HAHAHAH! Cause Jean realised that she wasn't as ready as she thought yet. Ade finished work, and I met her first... then Jean. Transfered moolah to the respective blogshops then we went TO SHOP! EAT! DRINK! WALK! DANCE MASS DANCE! in the middle of nowhere. Cause Ade and I heard the song. Then Jean outcast. HAHAHHAA!! no luh, we won't outcast her. She's our lovely GIANT! How could we!? We wouldn't bear to!

Tomorrow will be 11am in the Secondary School beside the Park in Bishan.

I WANNA GO SCHOOL! I WANNA GO SCHOOL! I WANNA GO SCHOOOOOOOL! BPS OEIII! AHAHHAHA!! Sarah, don't lame.

goodbye!!

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Alamak,
I still LOL at twits.

Giant J and dwarf S are going to SP tomorrow, and will meet dwarf A later on... or maybe not. ))):

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WTF WTF WTF WTF.

I was using my lappy,

and suddenly I realised some motion on my left.

So I turned my head to look,

and I saw a tail wagging
and then disappeared through my room's sliding door.

I didn't dare to run out through the door connecting my room and the garden,

cause I was afraid that it will stay at the sliding door.

And if it see me run out it will chase after me.

I was damn scared luh, can!
Then I thought of my room's window.

I jumped onto my bed, struggle to open the window and jumped out.

stood at the side where I can see the garden and shouted "JANNNNAAAAA!!"

She came, then I squat down and cried. LOL!

My legs were literally trembling like no ones' business.

I don't know why I dare to touch Didi.

This is my guess of that stray dogs' path into my room.
1. walk right through the main gate (Janna does gardening with the gate wide open)

2. walk to the pavement which links the front garden and the back porch together.

3. chooses the widest opening which is my room's door.

4. walk in and turn to it's left

5. walk through the sliding door.

6. and that was when I saw it's disturbing wagging tail.

Ade, Jean and those who went to my house will know.
Shit, this is traumatising.

It's not those cute cute dogs luh,

it's really those kinda dogs you see in the kampong.

MY HOUSE NOT KAMPONG OKAY.

Oh yah, I'm not white white already. I'm black black now. I just realised that when I was in the shower today. I was too tired to realise that yesterday in the shower. Not that I didn't bathe yesterday before I sleep okay. I have two tones now! My thigh is divided into two parts, the upper part being white, and the lower part being black.

goodbye.

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My eyelids are not the heavy.
Sleep first, then blog...
(:
I I I I DID IT DID IT DID IT FOR LOVE.

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Aiyorh luh. HAHAHA!! I didn't know my nap became a long sleep. LOL! It's now like 10 in the morning.
I don't know what to talk about FOC man. The camp fire was ... HAHAHA!! because of the time and weather I guess, we went back indoors. I forgot where we went to ready. LOL! Everything in my head's messed up man. LOL. I can even have day 3's activities in day 2. Forget it, forget it. I can only remember what Lynn said when we were in SIM. "Singapore very poor thing" LOL! cause we can only go to Sentosa for the unofficial outing. After eating then we went back to NP's block 1. cause Lynn needed to do/take something. Then Ivan dropped Ade and I at Thomson Plaza. In the bus, my big fat bag kept hitting people. When I jaywalked, my big fat bag kept hitting my butt. When I walked across the playground, my big fat bag kept hitting the poles. When I walked up the hill to my house, my big fat bag ALMOST hit a big black dog. HENG AH. if not I don't know how am I gonna run up that hill with my bag. But I've been seeing that big black dog around ever since I was born. Dogs can live so long one meh? And it's fur is forever silky smooth luh. Don't know what shampoo he/she uses.

A few days later still need to go SP with the SP girl. HAHAHA!! The SP girl kept thinking the FOC stands for Free of charge. KAWAII NEH. Cause Ade and I kept talking bout the NPSU FOC before the camp. Then whenever we say FOC, she'll say Free of charge? LOL manxzxzzxxzxz. OH YES OH YES! I haven't met anyone from Child Psycho. sadsadworxzxz. Nevermind, there's still HMS camp. HAHAHA! the people messaged me luh, and said tell us the size of our t shirt size by 1pm the next day, or they'll give us M or L. and we were dismissed at 3+pm. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I will be wearing an oversized tee.

byebye.

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I I I I DID IT DID IT DID IT FOR LOVE - BOA

Tomorrow's the NPSU Camp already. SO FAST! Just like DASHHHHH. It's 4D3N. I've never been to a camp this long before. Or I should say, I haven't heard of such a long camp before. Even 4E2/3 chalet also not that long lor. Charlotte's Nike bag should burst anytime soon. LOL. Kidding, kidding. Please don't find me to take back your bag. As much as I love you, I'll love your bag too. I take care of it even better than you did. HAHAHAHA!!

OH! and my sleeping bag is uber small. HAHAHA!! I have three in my house! One's too big, and it's red. One's draw string is spoilt. One's too small, BUT is in perfect condition! HAHAHHA!

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HILARIOUS, HILARIOUS!

Hahaha! Why Hilarious? ASK ME! ASK ME!
Cause I like the word Hilarious?
NO!
Because I just realised something!
I know why I have huge cheeks!
Cause the genes for huge cheeks runs in our blood!
YES! You didn't read wrongly! OUR blood!
I have bulging cheeks,
Charleen and Rachel (LOH!) also have big big cheeks!
HAHAHAHHAAAAAAA!
I think Mummy last time also have big cheeks,
but as she ages, the big cheeks became skinnier ones.
At least not saggy cheeks.
So I don't have to worry about being a bulldog next time.
LOL! Lame shit, Sarah, LAME SHIT.

Okay,
goodbye.

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Hellooooo.

I'm addicted to this song.

Okay, now I feel like going for the FOC.
The nearer it gets, the more I feel like going.
HAHAHA!! I'm very fickle minded.
You may never know that I might say that I don't feel like going on Monday.
Bought small bottles of shampoo, shower foam and conditioner today.
Oh yah, and small, short and round bottles for facial foam.
Shall squeeze my facial foam into the empty bottles on Monday night.
I am scared that my good friend will just come when I'm in camp,
or anytime before the camp. So sick luh.
*Starts to sing* If I were a boy...
I want my good friend to come AFTER the camp!
Just don't intersect with the HMS camp can already.
I've got a feeling that my good friend will come on either camps.
It's always like that! Whenever I have chalets. Except this year's.

I like pronouncing the word 'hilarious'.
Goodbye.
Ugh... what a *. My good friend's much better than you.

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Charlotte Lim bought me a beanie yesterday.

An oversized one.

Every three blinks, the beanie would just drop down and cover my eyes. She tells me to wear it out soon, and I thought to myself, "Singapore isn't gonna have four seasons if I wear this out. People will stare at me instead."

Meeting Jean and Ade at J8 during the later part of the day. Next Tuesday's the FOC already. I'm a bit I-don't-wanna-go-already kinda feeling, because of what Charlotte said yesterday. Actually, I forgot what she said exactly luh. But I know it's something like depends on your luck kinda thing. Heck luh, I won't throw $15 bucks away just like that. HAHAHA!! It's equilavent to throwing the beanie away. LOL!

I shall go and choose the clothes for later on already.
BYE!!

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Come now leh, faster.
I see my pimples starting to pop out...
BUT I don't see you!
If next week camp that time then you come... I HOW?

I went to coach Rachel Chemistry just now! HAHAHA! Rachel Loh, not Rachel Koh. WAH! even surname also alike. Not bad, 75% of the syllabus still in my head. The other 25% is I all along don't know one, and I don't bother to know either. Like The Mole, Redox... LOL! Everything just memorise can ready. If you don't know how to understand, and you cannot understand no matter how many times you try to, just memorise. Confirm got 1-2 marks. HAHAHA! I know you will read this. But if you can understand then good luh. LOL! HAHAHAA!!
140309, CUTE SIAL.

Tomorrow meeting Ade and Jean after Ade's work. OH!!!! Ade need to have injection THREE TIMES! The person asked her to go back to the polyclinic to inject... (LOL, of course luh. If not Ade ownself want to inject meh? SIAO EH) So poor thing. Now, I must pray that the people don call me. I last time just chou xue one time already blueblack. ask me to inject three times? My whole hand blueblack ah. LOL! reminds me of KO 3an guo's Guan Yu. HAHAHA!

okay,
BYEBYE!

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I'VE DONE A GOOD DEED TODAY!

hahaha!! I'm like, so kind mannnnnxzxzx! LOL. Cause I went to NP to have the software top up thing, then when I went back to retrieve my lappy, the person asked if can lend another girl my adapter. and OF COURSE I SAID YES! (lol, I could have said don want lor.) So I waited for another 15 - 30 min or so. THEN EVERYTHING WAS DONE! Oh yah, then in between, Ade bought hers. HAHAHA!! The Acer one with the cool volume thing. LOL! really very nice lor. Idiot, then the person there kept suan-ing my VAIO. Mine really very lan meh? I think okay what. Later I one leg step two boat my VAIO. Oh, then the other boat will be a macbook. LOLLLL! Yes, as if I will have the moolah. Daddy will whack me first.

Ade's dad sent Ade and I to my house. Cause Jean never go back ready, so went to my humble abode to meet first. STUPID! She play Pet's Society that time keep saying I have very little friends. PFFFT! Later... later... later.......... oh yes, walked to my house (the on top the) bus stop to take 167 go SQUARE TWO. eat eat eat, shop, shop, shop, walk, walk, walk. THEN GO HOME!!!! hahahaa!! luckily never rain!

HAIYAHHHHH! stupid, why camp must bring so many barang barang ah? so troublesome.

BYEBYE! I spent moolah again...

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HAHAHAA!! I like that flower up in my hair.

I have a wide forehead, bulging cheeks and a weird hairline. I'm not balding okay! My hair line is just like that.

OOOH! I LAUGH MY DESKTOP.

I also laugh to zi lian/ camwhore/ take picture of my own face.

BYEBYE!!

oh! Today was the second time I saw an ugly guy in Fred Perry's. HAHAHAA!! And he is JI ER XIN DE WOR!

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HAHAHAHA!

I think the guy we saw today used this shampoo...

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Bloody Tuesday.

Ade and I went to AMK Polyclinic EARLY in the morning for our FULL body medical checkup. Went to collect our urine, wah lao eh. Suck like shit. I don't have any urine at all, then ask me to squeeze out half a cup for them. In the end, half a cup also don have. Ade power luh! Don't know how she squeeze also. LOL! (Sorry if this urine thing is disgusting.) Gave it to the nurses, then waited at the holding area till they called Ade. She went to do height and weight, eye sight test and blood pressure test. When she went out, my turn came. I'M OFFICIALLY 158CM! Now, I can tell people that I'm 158cm without feeling guilty. LOL. My weight is 41kg. The nurse said that my blood pressure was "very good"! not just good, still have very okay! Then Ade came in to do the blood test. Wah, I see her blood's colour like dark ah! Let me search... LIKE THAT! but still much darker.

Then I look at her, she give me that "WAH!!!!! very pain! very pain!" face. So when it was my turn, i shiver like shit already luh!

Nurse: Okay, you look away. Think of your boyfriend.
Me: I no (the needle started to go in) BOYFRIEND!!!!
Nurse: Huh? okay, then think of Adelina.
Me: Ade ah? Ade... Ade...

Wah! my hand after that like numb ah, She still tell me that she give my baby needle. They still have those Hot drinks vendor in the clinic luh! Then Ade TOOK Milo and I took Teh Tarik. Took leh, not bought leh. HAHAHHA!! I sound like an auntie. LOL. Ade went in to the Doc's office while I waited outside. Then I went in,

Doc: You and your friend are underweight ah...
Me: Adelina also ah? (HAHAHHHA! I like bad ah.)
Doc: Yah, just that you are more serverely underweight. (SHIAT!)

Then she asked if I have any medical conditions. I thought for damn long before I said "Scoliosis counted?" and she nodded her head while writing things down. "Is it stabilised?" then I told her about my operation 9254839267495722 years ago. My turn to ask, "Will this affect my medical report results?" then she said a whole lot of things which I didn't understand and later assured me again that "I won't put you as unfit either." WHAT DOES THAT 'EITHER' MEAN? Shit luh, I damn scared. Later she never put me as fit, never put me as unfit. Thanks ah, the form at the bottom stated that if you never state fit or unfit to enter the course, they will deem it as UNFIT. SHIT LUH! asshole. fuckfuckfuck.

Later, she told me that i have to do my urine test again cause cannot trace protein or whatever luh. LOL. and the second urine test cost $5.35. HAH! I have expensive urine man! Went down for X-ray, again, Ade went in first. after awhile, she 比手画脚 to me that there is one siao person inside. LOL! "Lim Wei SARRAAA" I went inside, the first question the person asked me was even more difficult then Art 'O' levels last year okay. "When was your last menses?" that totally caught me off guard man.

Radiographer: When was your last menses?
Me: I don't know...
Radiographer: Yah. I need to know!
Me: Last month?
Radiographer: Yah luh, when luh?!
Me: 20+?
Me: 25 to 26 like that.

The 25 to 26 was anyhow one lor. I just found then numbers 25 and 26 very familiar. I didn't know what happened during those dates. HAHHAA!! Now I think I remember. When we went to Escape, I was already finishing. LOLOLOLOLOLLLL! But like I know when we go Escape ah. Then later Ade told me that the siao one that she was referring to was the Radiographer. Cause she even took the calendar to Ade and ask her when. Funny shit luh. The X ray gowns were like shit man! Ask us take out bra still nevermind, the material is like.... like... KITCHEN TOWELS! Just that it's blue, cannot tear and cannot suck up oil. At least SGH's like a kimono. HAHAHA! and it's made up of real cloth. (I know I don have luh, but still need to feel secure what!) After X ray, we went to the toilet, then i collected my urine. this time it was okay, if not I'll need to pay another $5. brought it up, took another cup of milo each and paid for the entire medical checkup. Ade's was $43 while mine was $48.35. HAAHHAHA!! I think the Teh Tarik helped.

What a long entry, at least it coincides with the time we spent at the clinic. THREE HOURS! Luckily I went today, if not Lynn and Kaiwen have to wait and wait and wait and drink don't know how many cups of Coffee/Cappucino/Latte/Milo/Teh Tarik.

BYEE!
I WANNA EAT OMELETTE AGAIN!!

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LOL!

I have now three delivery accounts. The first's Pasta Mania, second's Macs and the third's Pizzahut. It's so convenient! People like me can now heave a sigh of relief when we want a delivery, but we hesitate so much before calling the delivery number. I just used Pasta Mania's. You can check your order status, and it will be like Status : Pending/ Order acknowlegded/ Despatch sent! Now, my order status is "Despatch sent".

Anyway, I ordered Salmon in Tomato Broth pasta and Chicken wings! AHHHH!! FASTERRRRR! I'm hungry like hell even though it's just 6pm.

OH! Janna say my nails cantik! HAHAHHA!! not only I find it cantik okay! LOL!

okay luh, my food should be arriving soon.

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I WANT TO BUY A POLAROID! hahahaha!! I've googled it and it said that the main company has STOPPED manufacturing it. So does this mean that I needa buy a second hand one? eeyer. so scary. later like Shutter like that, somemore it's a polaroid. shit, my thoughts are going wild enough for my goosebumps to pop out.

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Just to revamp my pet's bedroom, my finances dropped from a 6000+ high to a 298 low. Oh, and ade wants to give me something! i have to think of what i want before she goes bankrupt again. HAHAHAHAHA! i have to think of something else for my future room! because my revamped bedroom stole the style that i intended for the future room which i'm gonna get when i reach level 29. LOL. oh god, i do have some problem. i can rave about Pet's society for an entire blog post. HAHAHA!

Sooner or later i'll become sick... like the Momo in ToGetHer. Her's is Casaba wangzi, mine is Puffer gongzhu. LOL. oh no, I'm sick, I'm really sick!

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It's a BALLOONY DAYYYY!
Went to Bukit Timah stadium to work again. Today was the last Saturday already! hahaha! Did the usuals, but then after the people left, Lynn Ade and I started going around collecting balloons, and stopping the other people from bursting the rest of the balloon arch. (sorry if this doesn't make sense to you, I too don't know how to explain it. LOL) we could have gotten the long bunch of balloons, but due to some unforseen cicumstances, we didn't. HAHAHA! anyway, i'll post pictures! I'm wondering if Ade allows me to post the picture that she said don't post on facebook... nevermind. better not.

Lynn and Ade daydreaming.

LYNN AND HER SILLY FACE!!

Me and my sweaty, smelly, dirty, sticky (whatever disgusting word you can think of) hair.

Do re mi do.

Chilli mee!

I like this a lot a lot. LOL! the lanyard is a spoiler.

Ade loves the balloons a lot...

... that she even feels awkward standing with them.

Spicy noodles once again.

Spicy noodles twice again.

Sorry, I know that my back has an odd curve. DO YOU THINK I WANT IT LIKE THAT?!!! hahahaa!! kidding luh, kidding. stare at it for as long as you want.

In the end, we let our balloons go. DAMN FUNNY! cause there's no more helium, then the balloons flew up halfway, and stopped there, airborne. HAHAHA!

I'm having mashed potatoes for my dinner, without any steak. HAHAHAHA! I can't believe that i'm so affected by the economy crisis.

bye.
BALLOOOOOON!

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Went to the bank to pay my tuition fees? whatever is that called. and have my thumbprint down on the Credit ... form LOL. it has a long name. The person who served me, you know the person that helps you with whatever you want? He was from NP! hahaha! coolios. and i saw that guy... what's his english name? forget it. Huang Jun Xiong ah? yah. LOL. I made he and his company have no room to sit in, cause i was already sitting in that room, obviously. HAHAHA! if not i lock the room up meh? siao.

Went to the bus interchange to meet Vicki, and head for sekolah. Yes, the school beside the park in Bishan. Went for choir, not to sing but to see. LOL! and to hear. Their SYF is on 21st April. ohhh, so sad. My school should already have started before that. went up to Vicki's house! She is helping me to buy clothes online! hahahaa!! I don't think it'll be successful. cause by now, it's already "ALL PENDING" LOL. So fast! Just like a lightning! oh yes, Vicki's maid is sooooooo funny. HAHHAHAH! everything also "scared, scared", and the way she imitates the bubble tea shop auntie. HAHAHAHAH!

oh noooooo, there's work tomorrow. i'll need to wake up at 5! I don't know if i'm allowed to sleep now. Ade hasn't called me to confirm if Lynn's dad is fetching and what time will it be if he is fetching! ah..... i'm dead tired. i need to continue typing or one-lined eyes will become no-line eyes. shit shit shit shit shit. my eyelids are super heavy now. OH! she called! Lynn's dad isn't fetching, Ade's dad is!

okay, goodnight!

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Ah, sometimes, I feel like calling her a thief.

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Why is it so difficult for my pet to level up ah?

it's a bit irritating for me to go and visit all of my pet's friends for three days, race and win all of the races for three days then finally level up. STUPID. i already plan properly what should i put in my next room ready luh! but it's gonna cost a lot! one window 1000 coins, and i'm intending to buy 5 or more windows. with expensive flooring and walls. HAHAHHAHA!!

well, i only have 3000 ++ coins after i spent a humongous bomb on my bathroom. it's more than a humongous bomb. it's an atomic bomb, to be exact. those that North Korea is building now. LOL! are they building atomic bombs in the first place? or the nuclear thing. SORRY MAN. I'm blur to to world. I think just the ones used in WW2 the little man fat boy thing. where was it? Hiroshima and? ahhh, forget it. History is so Adelinarish.

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LOL! and i think that my tummy is a bit weird. this afternoon, i felt ultra hungry, so Weichiang and I went for Pepper Lunch while Jean and Lynn sat by to watch us eat, cause they eat ready. then i realised that i wasn't that hungry after all, BLOODY HELL i still go upsize. stupid sial. in the end, i couldn't finish. later, 1 hour after that, i was in AMKhub, wah!! my stomach like hungry again. MADNESS. i not happy with my stomach man! but seriously, until now, i still don't know why we went to taka just now. okay, nevermind. anyway, today was funny. i LOL at Joey and Weichiang. crazy!

BYE!
French? Korean?

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My body's priority list.

1)My fingernails
2)My face (which organ? they are all ranked the same)
3)My hair
4)My toenails
5)My skin
5)My every other part

i don't know why is this. i was just painting my nails, and i just mumbled to them "must be pretty..." wtf. i am too crazily in love with my nails.

going back to the school next to the park in bishan on friday.
bye!

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HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY CHARLOTTE!

Hope that you can get into a good university and a good course.

I feel so outcasted. Daddy's, Mummy's and Charlotte's birthday are all in the first half of the year, while mine is in the second half. PFFT!

bye.

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HELLO YELLOW FELLOW!
My name is Sarah and I'm turning 18 this year... and I'm not happy about it. Really. I think I'm prematured. I realised the goodness of being young too early.

In Child Psychology & Early Education in Ngee Ann Polytechnic. It's starting to grow on me. Except for those weird modules.

In the Making

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