Date : Monday, August 31, 2009
Time : 10:17:00 am
Title :

Happy Birthday Jeanwsj. Please smile, and be happy. TYVM. Just for today will do.

Date : Saturday, August 29, 2009
Time : 7:52:00 pm
Title :

not Onew, but JESSICA.

Date : Monday, August 24, 2009
Time : 4:38:00 pm
Title :

PEE'S OVER! I'm glad. I don't care if I did well or not. All I care about is that EXAMS ARE OVER.
BDAY PICTURES:

























Not in order. HEHEH.

and I LOLed at:





I wanted to upload one more, but after thinking for awhile, i decided not. Cause it involves Jean. HAHAHA.

Bye.

Date : Sunday, August 23, 2009
Time : 6:00:00 pm
Title :

I AM LEFT WITH TE WHARIKI AND PARENTS AS TEACHERS. My fingers are worn out. The sight of my middle finger is seriously making me puke. It only had one bump at it's first joint, and now, it has TWO. They are RED, VERY RED.
I've thought about it SERIOUSLY and still haven't decided if I should change my blog host. Sentimental value. A LOT OF VALUE, by the way. HEEHEE. However, I've decided which host, if I wanna change. It looks sooooo user friendly. It says that it allows users to upload pictures EASILY. unlike blogger.

BYEBYE.

Date : Saturday, August 22, 2009
Time : 10:50:00 pm
Title :

Quite ironic. I'm studying play now.
Pee is really very pee. Useless, smelly, waste. I'm gonna flush you down the toilet bowl after monday. I can't do that now. I can't sacrifice my GPA for you.

Date :
Time : 3:30:00 pm
Title :

Hope I'll PEE successfully on Monday. What if I don't?

Anyway, I needa find a job. A job that I can take leave on any day I want. HEHEHH. A bit impossible luh. Then I wanna find a job that pays me at least 6 an hour. Slowly find. By the time I found one, it will at least one month into the next semester already.

Date : Friday, August 21, 2009
Time : 10:09:00 pm
Title :

DPL was PERFECT, I tell you. Too perfect until I think I'm gonna fail.
I had a lot of free time during the paper and my brain went free. Unknowingly, I thought about those little accidents that happened last time and that made me smile to myself. Luckily no one saw my stupid smiling face. Maybe Valerie did. Dieded.

Date : Thursday, August 20, 2009
Time : 4:02:00 pm
Title :

I THOUGHT OF AN IDEA TO UPLOAD PICTURES! while bathing. (I seriously think that bathing is a waste of time and a scary thing to do. I dread bathtimes.) I hope it works. Cause it's rather taxing and I'll be so disappointed to see that the method fails after I've gone through all the steps.

ALAMAK. It works eh! HAHAHA. Don't ask me why these pictures. I'll upload my bday pictures and others (If there are) after PEE exam on monday. It's not that I've to study for DPL/PEE and have no time to upload, but I'm just lazy. (: I feel like typing more than uploading pictures. I hate to upload one whole bunch of pictures and tell you all that "the pictures will tell you everything" just because "pictures speak a thousand words" I know I've done this before like... two years back? But I don't feel good just letting pictures "do the talking" without words at all.

It's the Seventh Month/ Hungry Ghost Festival. I wouldn't have known without people sending me warning messages about what to do and not... and I'm damn afraid of ghosts/spirits! In the message, there were like "crying baby", "pregnant woman", "bloody (i forgot what)" ... The moment I saw those words immediately I pressed the Home button on my phone. (Cute right? My phone has a Home button) And I didn't dare to move during my sleep, afraid that the ghosts will bully me. (I use bully cause I don't know what to use) I know that it's damn dumb! But then, you know. I'm ghostaphobic. (I created that word) To prove that... We watched Phobia as a "class" during chalet and until now, that woman's face still appears in my head. People say Phobia is a dumb horror movie. I think it's a damn freaky movie. ... Coming Soon was another one. HATE IT. I wonder why those faces just haunt people for two days and thats it, while the faces haunt me for MONTHS. I'm super glad I didn't watch Orphan, or I don't know what will happen when I go for my Internship programme. I'll probably treat all those kids like Esther. Oh shit, damn freaky.

Bye.

Date :
Time : 2:25:00 pm
Title :

Everyone is moving out of blogger.
Because of the picture problem.
So weird. Some people still can upload pictures and some cannot.
and the problem is... I CANNOT.
Seriously, what's wrong wrong wrong???
I don't wanna move, although madcoww.blogspot sounds dumb.
Such a... Heart heart heart heart heartbreaker!

I shall see how long Blogger takes to solve this, or never. :/

I'm done with all the topics for DPL. I don't know if I've studied the right way though. I shall just leave it as it is.

Date : Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Time : 9:59:00 pm
Title :

By the time I can post up my overdue until expired pictures, it will be my 18th bday already.

Ade and I were acting like no brainers today. We went to the library to study again. Then I reached my two topics a day target, so we went off. Walked around J8, boring. I shouldn't have gone to J8 too much during the past 4 years.
I feel so bad. I looked at this **** ***** school girl for so long just because Ade asked me "Eh, you see. The uniform so ugly, what school ah?" So I kept looking at the girl's chest area to look for her badge and when she finally turned to an angle where I can see her badge, she freaking threw the item she was holding back into the 'container' it was originally from. I have to make it clear, I wasn't staring at her boobs kay. She didn't have any. (Same here.) As in she don't have cause she is a primary schooler. She's quite meaty though. But her school u is really hideous.
BPS's still nicer, although the uniform has the shen cai shape. You know, the ) ( shape? HAHAHA. yeah yeah! I think they changed the uniform a bit you know. I saw the uniform today and the cutting seems better. But Ade says it's because the girls we saw today wore the small sized one, unlike us, size 38. size 42 for Lynn. HAHAHAHA. Ade calls those smaller sizes lift-up-your-hand-can-see-stomach. HAHAHHAA.
Spent TWO DOLLARS at the arcade. Loser. I know. The exams are just two days away. Very loser. I also know. I am left with two more topics for DPL and 4 more for PEE. Damn loser. I really know. Went to Mos burger and stared at my notes.

Bye. (5 more days to freedom, happiness, goodness, FUN)

Date : Monday, August 17, 2009
Time : 11:35:00 pm
Title :

Nothing gets in. Why? My brain is probably not yet mature for such stuff to get in. Good enough for 'O' levels, not enough for brainier information. DIE DIE DIE. I think my whole class course already has at least half the info in their heads. Except for Tricia and I luh. Confirm plus every chop you need.

Jean told me something that made me feel like I'm on the top of the world, and then at the bottom, and now right at the top again. (But not as top as the first top though...)

From Jean's blog (HIGHLIGHT) :
Yah okay, I watched Orphan ystd, the ending a bit stupid, cos sort of same as Murderer. YES AH, I guessed the ending correctly again. So retarded. HAHA, AND ROYSON SAYS THAT ORPHAN SCARE HIS PEE OUT. OMG, joke of the day.
-end I feel so mean. HAHAHA. but it's really, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

All the dogs, pigs, cats, snakes, gorillas, chimpanzees, monkeys, rats, squirrels, lizards, humans
goodnight.

Date : Sunday, August 16, 2009
Time : 3:17:00 pm
Title :

The future is more important than the past.

THEN WHY SHOULD I STUDY ALL THE DEAD JOHNS, JEANS, JOHANNS?
shooooootshit.

Date : Saturday, August 15, 2009
Time : 9:02:00 pm
Title :

Went to the library with Ade to study... and I think today was the first time I made Ade laugh till she cry and until her nose and T-zone turned red. DAMN FUNNY! I like. Ade, we should laugh more often! HAHAHAHA. I've never seen her cry before in the four plus years of knowing her! COOL. Cry more, ade. Laugh more. I give you my answer now. GO BOOK THE NP LIBRARY ROOM! HAHAHHA.

Date : Thursday, August 13, 2009
Time : 10:51:00 pm
Title :

I was sleeping...
and suddenly my maid screamed "MA'AM MA'AM! @#!*&#" (Mum and I couldn't make out what the hell was she trying to say)
My mum ran to her and I heard "AIYOOOOOO! Monkey! MONKEY!" I was like awake all of a sudden and I thought "Shit, shit! MONKEY!". i checked if all my windows and doors were closed. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Then I heard "CAMERA! WHERE IS THE CAMERA!!!!". Seriously, my mum needs to get her priorities right. A monkey comes into your house and the first thing that comes into your mind is to take a picture of the V.I.P. OF COURSE YOU CHASE IT OUT LUH! Then I heard my room's door opening, I thought it was the monkey luh! Like WLE. It was my mum, "Wah, the monkey very fat, you know!" *Pause* "AIYAH! DADDY'S DOOR GOT CLOSE OR NOT?"! *runs to daddy's room*(Daddy's room is just next to the backyard. Backyard and the garden is connected. Daddy sleeps with the doors leading to the backyard open- windy) I looked out of my room's window and saw that FAT monkey in my backyard!. LUCKILY mummy's brain faster than that monkey. I climbed back to my bed to sleep. When I woke up, I thought that it was a dream but daddy said "Wah, the monkey really very big hor!"
Okay, so it wasn't a dream.

By the way, this entry seems like a sequel to my March post: http://madcoww.blogspot.com/2009/03/wtf-wtf-wtf-wtf.html
Bye.

Date : Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Time : 11:47:00 pm
Title :

HAHAHAHHA. Shit, shit. I cannot stop laughing. I was abracadabra-ing on Youtube and I came across this. MUST WATCH HOR!

Date : Sunday, August 09, 2009
Time : 7:37:00 pm
Title :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SINGAPORE!

I still cannot accept the fact that my mum's older than you.

Date :
Time : 4:03:00 pm
Title :

This auntie that just came to my house to look around (Open house) said that I have nice legs and that I'm tall. Seriously, I looked down and all I saw was fats and I looked at my reflection in the window, my head didn't even reached the 5th line. Nice attempt at making the owner's daughter happy. Please say something that is not measurable next time.

Finally, I thought that I could upload photos. I clicked on the picture icon, nothing came out. TYVM.

Bye. Blogger rocks my ass off the FLOOR.

Date : Saturday, August 08, 2009
Time : 9:32:00 pm
Title :

The real 400th post.

I'm okay, I still feel 16. I'm in the 17 club with Lynn already. Jean, Alina, Kaiwen, Adelina, QUICK! Come sign up for the membership card. Blogger's not cooperating again. Photos taken yesterday can be seen on FB.

JACKA are great liars. Don't even blink when they lie. I asked Lynn and Wen when I saw them yesterday morning if they were free. They piled up events after events then I was like "Oh... Okay..." IN THE END, after dinner with JEANDDE, we walked home. My house was dark, but with the computer light on, DAMN SCARY. When we opened the door, they came out. HAHAHAHA. They didn't have time to put all the candles, so they put one only. Cute or what? Don't understand? Ask when you see me kay! I explain to you! SO COOL LEH.

Mum and Dad bought me a BLURBLERRY wallet. THANK YOUSS! (Tricia and my way of pronouncing Burberry)
JeanDde bought me a Esprit bag. THANK YOUSS!
LynnWenNA bought me a ********* NUM tank. THANK YOUSSS! (So kind ah)
Tricia bought me a Topshop top. HAHAHA! THANK YOU!
T03 gave me a HUGE surprise. THANK YOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Bye.

Date : Friday, August 07, 2009
Time : 12:21:00 pm
Title :

THANK YOU...
Mum & Dad
Jean
Ade
Chee Lynn Mee
Kaiwen
Alina
T03
People who wished me a happy birthday on FB.

HAHAHA. Why can't I post up pictures? Anyway, most of T03 wore their DAD'S SHIRT TODAY. Because that's my current wardrobe. HAHAHA. How nice! So touched leh!! HEHEHHHH. Cheryl and Hazel were late because they wanted to get a cake for me. But too early then no cake. They got me a poatato salad with a candle on top. Cheryl used chilli sauce to write S 17 on the salad.

Meeting JEANDDE later on. Was supposed to go for PHrenz. Due to JEANDDE's timetable, we can't.
I replied wishes on FB during IP class using touch. HAHAHA.

Love y'all!!

Date : Thursday, August 06, 2009
Time : 7:53:00 pm
Title :

Date : Tuesday, August 04, 2009
Time : 3:09:00 pm
Title :

Hello.

Date : Sunday, August 02, 2009
Time : 9:17:00 pm
Title :

Poly life will be better?
MY ASS.

Poly life can slack?
MY ASS.

Poly life is super fun?
MY ASS.

Poly life is less tiring?
MY ASS.

Poly life don't have to study as hard as 'O's?
MY ASS.

Poly life don't have to wear uni, very good?
MY ASS.

The only thing that I've benefitted from this whole thing was making new F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Yeah, you can ask me to watch FRIENDS. I'd rather have cold wars with Ade everyday than continue with this. (HAHAHA. Ade, kidding.)
I'm already so sick and tired of waking up at 6+. Preparing for 1 and a half. ENJOYING a thirty minutes ++ busride with pretty views of a abandoned chinese cemetry, malnutritioned trees and grass. Reaching the bus stop, climbing up the overhead bridge. Walking to the bus stop. Climbing that damned hill up to HMS block.
It's only less than a semester I'm talking about... and to hell with people who say "You'll get used to it in no time."

GOODBYE. Have a nice late evening. School starts at 11 tomorrow.

STUPID BLOGGER. You bad mood, you think I cannot bad mood is it? I GIVE YOU MY HOMEWORK TO DO THEN YOU KNOW AH. MAINTENANCE MAINTENANCE, YOU THINK YOU GAME IS IT? NEED PATCH?

Date : Saturday, August 01, 2009
Time : 8:11:00 pm
Title :

Dear Jean Piaget,

I don't know why Dr. Karuna thinks that you are handsome, but I think you look like a humble old man whom I wish my grandpa would look like if I were angmoh. Why are your theories so difficult to understand? Shouldn't you use simple words to explain rather than weird terms, so more people can understand? I sincerely wish you did your theories in one short paragraph than a hundred and one paragraphs with a hundred and one headings that mean almost the same thing to me.

P.S. Your birthday is on Singapore's national day. It's coming!

Sarah.


Dear Lev Vygotsky,

I think you are more good looking. You and Piaget should have been twins, then you both won't have sooooooo many contradicting ideas. Now, I have to "Identify & list the contrasting concepts of Piaget’s & Vygotsky’s theories as follows: Constructivism, Sociocultural Context etc. " Piaget should listen to you more during his time, so that the younger generation won't have to suffer.

P.S. I finally spelt your name correctly without having to check my notes.

Sarah.