Date : Thursday, August 13, 2009
Time : 10:51:00 pm
Title :

I was sleeping...
and suddenly my maid screamed "MA'AM MA'AM! @#!*&#" (Mum and I couldn't make out what the hell was she trying to say)
My mum ran to her and I heard "AIYOOOOOO! Monkey! MONKEY!" I was like awake all of a sudden and I thought "Shit, shit! MONKEY!". i checked if all my windows and doors were closed. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Then I heard "CAMERA! WHERE IS THE CAMERA!!!!". Seriously, my mum needs to get her priorities right. A monkey comes into your house and the first thing that comes into your mind is to take a picture of the V.I.P. OF COURSE YOU CHASE IT OUT LUH! Then I heard my room's door opening, I thought it was the monkey luh! Like WLE. It was my mum, "Wah, the monkey very fat, you know!" *Pause* "AIYAH! DADDY'S DOOR GOT CLOSE OR NOT?"! *runs to daddy's room*(Daddy's room is just next to the backyard. Backyard and the garden is connected. Daddy sleeps with the doors leading to the backyard open- windy) I looked out of my room's window and saw that FAT monkey in my backyard!. LUCKILY mummy's brain faster than that monkey. I climbed back to my bed to sleep. When I woke up, I thought that it was a dream but daddy said "Wah, the monkey really very big hor!"
Okay, so it wasn't a dream.

By the way, this entry seems like a sequel to my March post: http://madcoww.blogspot.com/2009/03/wtf-wtf-wtf-wtf.html
Bye.