Date : Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Time : 5:49:00 pm
Title :

Bloody Tuesday.

Ade and I went to AMK Polyclinic EARLY in the morning for our FULL body medical checkup. Went to collect our urine, wah lao eh. Suck like shit. I don't have any urine at all, then ask me to squeeze out half a cup for them. In the end, half a cup also don have. Ade power luh! Don't know how she squeeze also. LOL! (Sorry if this urine thing is disgusting.) Gave it to the nurses, then waited at the holding area till they called Ade. She went to do height and weight, eye sight test and blood pressure test. When she went out, my turn came. I'M OFFICIALLY 158CM! Now, I can tell people that I'm 158cm without feeling guilty. LOL. My weight is 41kg. The nurse said that my blood pressure was "very good"! not just good, still have very okay! Then Ade came in to do the blood test. Wah, I see her blood's colour like dark ah! Let me search... LIKE THAT! but still much darker.

Then I look at her, she give me that "WAH!!!!! very pain! very pain!" face. So when it was my turn, i shiver like shit already luh!

Nurse: Okay, you look away. Think of your boyfriend.
Me: I no (the needle started to go in) BOYFRIEND!!!!
Nurse: Huh? okay, then think of Adelina.
Me: Ade ah? Ade... Ade...

Wah! my hand after that like numb ah, She still tell me that she give my baby needle. They still have those Hot drinks vendor in the clinic luh! Then Ade TOOK Milo and I took Teh Tarik. Took leh, not bought leh. HAHAHHA!! I sound like an auntie. LOL. Ade went in to the Doc's office while I waited outside. Then I went in,

Doc: You and your friend are underweight ah...
Me: Adelina also ah? (HAHAHHHA! I like bad ah.)
Doc: Yah, just that you are more serverely underweight. (SHIAT!)

Then she asked if I have any medical conditions. I thought for damn long before I said "Scoliosis counted?" and she nodded her head while writing things down. "Is it stabilised?" then I told her about my operation 9254839267495722 years ago. My turn to ask, "Will this affect my medical report results?" then she said a whole lot of things which I didn't understand and later assured me again that "I won't put you as unfit either." WHAT DOES THAT 'EITHER' MEAN? Shit luh, I damn scared. Later she never put me as fit, never put me as unfit. Thanks ah, the form at the bottom stated that if you never state fit or unfit to enter the course, they will deem it as UNFIT. SHIT LUH! asshole. fuckfuckfuck.

Later, she told me that i have to do my urine test again cause cannot trace protein or whatever luh. LOL. and the second urine test cost $5.35. HAH! I have expensive urine man! Went down for X-ray, again, Ade went in first. after awhile, she 比手画脚 to me that there is one siao person inside. LOL! "Lim Wei SARRAAA" I went inside, the first question the person asked me was even more difficult then Art 'O' levels last year okay. "When was your last menses?" that totally caught me off guard man.

Radiographer: When was your last menses?
Me: I don't know...
Radiographer: Yah. I need to know!
Me: Last month?
Radiographer: Yah luh, when luh?!
Me: 20+?
Me: 25 to 26 like that.

The 25 to 26 was anyhow one lor. I just found then numbers 25 and 26 very familiar. I didn't know what happened during those dates. HAHHAA!! Now I think I remember. When we went to Escape, I was already finishing. LOLOLOLOLOLLLL! But like I know when we go Escape ah. Then later Ade told me that the siao one that she was referring to was the Radiographer. Cause she even took the calendar to Ade and ask her when. Funny shit luh. The X ray gowns were like shit man! Ask us take out bra still nevermind, the material is like.... like... KITCHEN TOWELS! Just that it's blue, cannot tear and cannot suck up oil. At least SGH's like a kimono. HAHAHA! and it's made up of real cloth. (I know I don have luh, but still need to feel secure what!) After X ray, we went to the toilet, then i collected my urine. this time it was okay, if not I'll need to pay another $5. brought it up, took another cup of milo each and paid for the entire medical checkup. Ade's was $43 while mine was $48.35. HAAHHAHA!! I think the Teh Tarik helped.


What a long entry, at least it coincides with the time we spent at the clinic. THREE HOURS! Luckily I went today, if not Lynn and Kaiwen have to wait and wait and wait and drink don't know how many cups of Coffee/Cappucino/Latte/Milo/Teh Tarik.

BYEE!
I WANNA EAT OMELETTE AGAIN!!