The 1 'carat' diamond ring. a carrot on a diamond shaped plate.

poo candy in a diaper!

one side for your butt

and the other, just for your face! so you won't have something that was on your butt a moment ago, rubbing on your face.

all the above from www.stupid.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, and theres more to come below!!

NEWS Member Introductions Rap
(Nishikido -> Massu -> Shige -> Koyama -> Tegoshi -> Yamapi)
(Original song is VIBRATION)

* Massu (by Ryo-chan) *
His hairstyle hardly every changes
Where there’s food around, he’s there
He works out at the pool to get his macho body
His hair is silky, but he’s pig-headed
His muscles are brawny, his smile “oinky”
His sense of clothes is rather unique
When he sings, his gentle voice comes out
He was a pig in a past life
He is Massu!
Say! Massu! (Massu!)

* Shige (by Massu) *
Is he hitting the law books?
He hasn’t hit his 30s yet, so isn’t that a bit quick?
Is he the latest craze?
His Mohawk hairstyle is all pointy
He remembers martial arts techniques, whack, whack, whack
Shige, when Ryo uses you, it’s a riot!
That’s because everyone loves him!
Say Shige! (Shige!)

* Kei-chan (by Shige) *
He was a Meiji University student up until a year ago
Even though he’s reliable, his eyes are narrow!
He continuously has blond hair
Even though he’s a graduate, he comes out with dumb words!
Too bad? Or is he just an airhead?
There are ramen noodles waiting for him when he gets home
He has a pet cat called Nyanta
He’s the twinkle loving point-getter, Kei-chan!
Say Kei-chan! (Kei-chan!)

An endless sensation
Thousands of dreams from the eastern skies are taking off
An unstoppable vibration
Shaking even the ground
Everybody say
Are you ready?
We are NEWS!

* Tego (by Kei chan) *
He is Tegoshi He’s a definite sadist
He talks likes he’s superiorHe doesn’t mean to be bad
Don dake~~!! [Catchphrase of gay transvestite make-up artist Ikko]
He wears RUSS-K clothes privately
He acted in “Shabake” drama
He’s a bit selfishHe does what he pleases
When he sings, everyone’s hearts go thump!
He’s on “Itte Q” [Sekai no Hate Made Itte Q variety show]
Say Tegoshi! (Tegoshi!)

* Yamapi (by Tego) *
His muscles are bulging
He does things at his own pace
He doesn’t care about things around him
No matter who the swindler is, he can solve it
He worries himself about any losses
“Daite daite Senorita~” [Line from Yamapi’s solo sing “Daite Senorita (Hug Me, Senorita”)
I, Tegoshi, will introduce him
Look at the excitement!
Cool Yamapi with a cute face
Say Yamapi! (Yamapi!)

* Ryo-chan (by Yamapi) *
He plays his guitar backstage
He melts the crowd with many kinds of songs
R to da Y to da O to da Peace
He has a poison tongue, but in fact he’s kind
Tic tac tac, time passes by
Before I know it, I’ve spent half my life with him
He'll ride the big waves together with Tomo!
Say Ryo-chan! (Ryo-chan!)

An endless sensation
Thousands of dreams from the eastern skies are taking off
An unstoppable vibration
Shaking even the ground
Again, again, again, one more time

An endless sensation
Thousands of dreams from the eastern skies are taking off
An unstoppable vibration
Shaking even the ground
Everybody say
Are you ready?
We are NEWS!

Say NEWS! (NEWS!)

**in red, the funniest part of each member's introduction in my opinion.


Ja ne!!